A painful (and  heavy) price to  pay for infringement of copyright. A popular motivational  speaker was entertaining his audience. He  said: "The best years of my  life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my  wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock...

The speaker added: "And that woman was my  mother!"
Laughter and  applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by  the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke  at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly to his wife who  was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life  were spent in  the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went;  "Aaaaaggh!" with shock and rage!!!

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his  consciousness, he was on a hospital bed  nursing burns from  boiling water.

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!